I am an idiot

There isn't a particular reason this post is called I am an idiot. It's more like a fun fact that you have probably already worked out. This blog post is just an overview of this weekend really. I decided to spice things up and give ya an insight into my crappy life.

Saturday :

Well tings didn't really go to plan at all yesterday it was a confuzzling day if I'm honest. First, I was supposed to meet up with my friends and go on a sleepover but said I had plans, to be completely honest I was just moody on Friday and didn't think I'd be up for socialising on the Saturday. Then I decided to go to the cinema with my other friend and watch the new Marvel movie. It turned out I actually did have plans in the end so I had to cancel that too.

We decided to go to the pottery place, it's a cute little place in Whitney click the link for more. But. my mum thought we should go on an adventure. I'm not sure about your parents but when mine say that they mean lets go do some dumb stuff that supposed to be fun but more crazy and wild.

The plan was go to Marks and Spencer's, not sure why but we always go there for picnic stuff, to buy food. Drive back home and pack a picnic. Then walk to the train station and hop on a train to Wendover. ( Wendover is another cute place ) Then we obviously have a picnic there. Sounds chill right ? Well no, you're wrong. First of all it was boiling and because my family is never on time for anything we ended up super early at the station. I forgot to mention my step-dad is going through a vlogging phase and thinks he's a vlogger an made me film alllllll this stuff. Then we got the train and this weirdo was looking around and writing NOTES !!!!! No idea why but he looked like a complete nutter not sure what was going on there ....

We got off the train and I low-key thought I was melting there and then. My mum and dad decided to chill at a pub before going on the adventure. Which was calm cause I needed a break from this already stressful day. After the chill session, we went of onto the adventure part. We kinda made up a route going on and of the path way. Then we came across a chalky path way. There were three routes : one in complete wilderness, on that was steep and narrow and another with a hell of a lot of steps. We chose the path with loads of steps, comment which route you would have gone up. After an hour walk we finally got to a place with a couple benches and started digging in like wild animals.

Once we ate our food we went back to the pub to cool off before heading home. We heard a faint sound of music. I couldn't care less but my mum had other ideas, of course. She went off to take a look. On her little investigation she saw a sign that said live music and a barbecue. We all trotted off to take a look. When we got there the whole place was like a refugee camp it was jam packed with people. Most of the people were super dodgey so we left as quick as we came.

From there we decided to call it a day and went back home. Earlier that day we had seen a lady. She was super weird looking and stared into my eyes then started laughing. And guess who we saw when we got back. THE LAUGHING LADY. It turned out she bought a house near us so you might be hearing more about her in the future.

Sunday :

Today was  chill. Not much to say. I went out with my mate to the cinema like I was supposed to yesterday. We watched Infinity War. No spoilers here but damn the ending was annoying cause I can't wait till 2019 for answers for goodness sake. Then we went to McDonald's. We saw the fittest guy. He looked like a brown eyed Morhange. ( Morhange is a beautiful creature from a movie we're watching in french ) After that we chilled at the park then went home.

Image result for ugly catsSo I get on the empty bus and this pedo creepy grandpa comes on. He looks around all the seats and out of the seats on this completely empty bus where does he sit. Right in front of me. The bus driver gets off the bus and has a chat with his homie. Meanwhile I'm alone on a bus with this guy. I was 100% ready to knock the guy out if he tried any funny business. Then he got up and off the bus ; I breathed again thinking he was going. But he weren't. He was just asking when the bus was gonna get going because we had been waiting for a solid 10 minutes. When we get near my stop I press the stop button ( duh ) and stand up. Our pedo creepy grandpa stands up too. Once again I was ready to punch and run. Thankfully, he goes the other way. I'm walking down my street and see the filthiest creature on earthhhhhhh. The scruffy cat. I hate cats but thinks cat is mank. It's all bashed up and horrible I almost feel bad for it. So I start running faster than lightning and get home in record time.

I open the door and see my sis so I say hey. Then I notice another girl and it's my neighbour. I was still shooketh even though my mum told me she was there I forgot. But yeah I leave the house for a couple hours an my sister has a new bestie.

So yahhh dats ma weekend so far. It's May day tomorrow, innit so three day weekend whoop.

That's it for today, bye from the darkside

~ Jenny Rose


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